Toby Ziegler, West Wing
The garden is producing food! Hah!
No, it didn't produce those walnuts. Or the cranberry raisinesque things. But the greens, yep yep. And there's a wad of kale in the fridge waiting for me to remove all of its health benefits by cooking it with butter and onions. Mmmm.
I'm going to eat my bowl of weeds now. Possibly more later.