But the day got away from me without my choosing a perfume, and this evening I'm doing some advance cooking for a party. Including a panful of bacon. (For crumbles.) And you know how the bacon microfog gets on everything, including the cook's shirt. So, yes, I am bacon scented.
(The photo? A chocolate bacon cupcake. No, it's not what I'm cooking, but if I had a recipe...)
Photo: By It's Holly. Wikimedia Commons.